A Halloween Warning from My Plumber Heating and Air

Sir or Madame please be aware, for your garbage disposal, a danger is there
It's time to carve pumpkin and many have learned,
An expensive lesson, from the blades that did churn.
Pumpkin mess to gelatinous mass, there is no way around it,
Twill leave you aghast.

So take heed Fair Ladies and Gents,
Your garbage disposal and pumpkin don't mix.
Cook the Flesh and Toast the Seed
Compost the rest, if that is your need.

But please sweetest ladies and burley, strong men,
Don't grind up a pumpkin in your kitchens sink drain.
pumpkin will fool you, all sweet and pretty,
Your drain it will cling to and clog up to fiend you.

So finest people
Heed my dire warning,
Don't feed your grinder with Halloween Pumpkin.
O.K., So no pox will fall on you,
Just an extensive plumbing pipe haunting.